Long Overdue Payback

"Oh Dad," said Meg Griffin as Peter waddled into the living room. "can you come into the den, please?"  Peter was annoyed at having to interrupt his TV watching time.  He heaved a sigh, then managed to hoist his considerable girth off the couch and waddle into the den where Meg was waiting.  "Okay, Meg he said upon entering the den.  "What's so important that I have to miss my rerun of "Mr. Belvedere"?  Then he noticed how Meg was dressed.  "And how come you're wearing your bathrobe?  No matter how many baths you take, you'll never get rid of that B.O."  Thinking he had just said something really funny, Peter gave off with that moronic giggle of his.  Meg didn't reply, though she gritted her teeth as she undid her robe and let it fall to the floor revealing her wearing her bathing suit.  "Oh, so you're going swimming, huh Meg?" Peter said.  "Well, I'm sure the boys at the pool will have a good laugh," Again the idiotic chuckling.  "No dad, I'm not going swimming," Meg replied at last.  "I have a little something I've been meaning to give you."  Then, uttering a loud, piercing "Kiaaah!"  Meg suddenly leaped up and slammed her left foot into Peter's bloated face in a picture-perfect karate leaping side kick.  Peter staggered back, the right side of his face throbbing in pain, a bruise clearly forming on his cheek.  "What th' hell, Meg!?"  Peter sputtered.  "That was for all those times you've insulted me, ignored me, treated me like dirt, made fun of me and my friends. . ."  Then Meg's right foot swung in a roundhouse kick, connecting with Peter's ample belly.  As Peter bent forward, grunting in pain, Meg spun around, her right heel slamming into Peter's head in a skillfully executed arc kick.  "But most of all, " Meg continued.  "This is payback for all those times you've jammed my face into your fat ass and farted!  I've been taking karate lessons from Ms. Roykirk's class after school.  And guess what?  I've finally got my black belt.  And now that Mom, Chris and Stewie are out of town for the weekend, it's just you and me dad."  Peter, still rubbing his face where Meg had kicked him cowered back against a wall.  "Please Meg, sweetie," he begged, "I was only kiddin'.  It was just a joke an'. . ."  "Shut up!" Meg yelled.  "I don't want to hear it!"  With that, she assumed a karate stance.  "You've had this coming for a long time, you fat bastard!  Payback's a bitch!  And so am I!"  That afternoon saw Peter Griffin take the worst beating of his life.  Worse even then his fights with the giant chicken. (medium: pen and ink, Copic color markers)

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